Classic Virgin Jokes

There was this woman with three virgin daughters. She set them up with three men to take their virginity. So on that night, the daughters were each in a room. One was screaming, one was moaning, and one was quiet. The next day the mother gathered her daughters and asked the first one,
"Why were you screaming?"
"Because it hurted," she said
"Why were you moaning?" the mother asked the second one.
"Because it felt good," she replied
"Why didn't you say nothing at all?" the mother asked the third one.
"Because you told me not to talk with my mouth full," the third one responded,

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