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Business as Usual
Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner."
A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You Mongrel!"
The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your daughter to death with a spanner."
Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, " You Mongrel!!!"
The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said, "Teddy, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you with contempt! Now what is the problem?"
Teddy, at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen years I lived next door to that Mongrel. And every time I asked to borrow a spanner, he said he " didn't have one!" ,
great Joke submitted by Laminated Business Cards
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