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CAR INSURANCE

Actual statements found on insurance forms

*    Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
*    The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.

*    I thought the window was down, but I found out it was up, when I put my head through it.
*    I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
*    A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
*    A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
*    The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
*    I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
*    In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
*    I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my

      vision and I did not see the other car.
*    I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
*    I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
*    As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable

       to stop in time to avoid the accident.
*     To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.
*     My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
*     An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
*     I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, found that I had a fractured skull.
*     I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
*     The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.
*     I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.
*     The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
*     I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
*    The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way, when it struck the front end
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