Classic Chevrolet Jokes

A Classic Chevrolet car is stopped by the police one night. Cop comes round to the drivers window an says, "Excuse me sir, but your near side tail light isn't working"
The Chevy Driver gives an exasperated sigh, "Oh for heavens sake, haven't you lot got anything better to do!" He jumps out of the

Chevrolet and goes to the back where he gives the tail light a hard kick. It comes on.
"There, now are you satisfied," he says sarcastically.
"Very good," says the Police officer . "Now go round and kick the front and see if a tax disc comes up."

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CARBURETOR PROBLEMS

A blonde had called a mechanic when her newly purchased 1965 Classic Chevrolet Corvette had broken down

'That's a lovely car,' says the mechanic. 'What seems to be the matter?'
Well, it just conked out I'm afraid.'
'Let me have look.' The mechanic set to work and ten minutes later the engine was purring like a cat again.
'Thank goodness,' she said. 'What was the matter ?'
'Simple really, just poop in the carburetor,' he replied.
Looking shocked she asked, 'Oh, OK. How many times a week do I have to do that?'

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SELLING CHEAP

The advert said $1000 for a 2-door Chevy. Discovers that the car for sale is a 1960 Corvette. The Buyer says to the woman selling the car, "You know the car has to be worth at least $10,000, why are you selling it so cheap?" The woman replied, "My husband has left me for another woman. He told me to sell the corvette and send him the money."

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