Classic Monkey jokes

A man walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He sits down and orders a whiskey. His monkey runs over to the pool table, picks up a ball and swallows it. The bartender looks at the man and says, "Whoa, your monkey just ate one of my pool balls!" The man replies, "Doesn't surprise me, he'll eat anything." He pays for his drink and the ball and leaves. The same man returns to the bar a week later with his monkey. He sits down and orders a whiskey. His monkey jumps up on the bar and grabs a cherry from the garnish tray. He puts the cherry up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender looks at the man and says, "Did you see that?! Your monkey just put that cherry up his butt, pulled it out and ate it!" The man replies, "Doesn't surprise me, he'll eat anything, but ever since the pool ball he measures first."

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