Classic Jokes about cats

A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, "There were 2 boy kittens and 2 girl kittens.

" How did you know?" his mother asked.

"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom."

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TOUGH PUSSY

Rocky the rooster was the biggest, meanest rooster in the world and spent his time beatin the crap out of all the farm animals. One day he picked on the farm yard cat, unfortunatly the cat beat the crap out of him. The moral of the story is: no matter how big the cock id , the pussy can always take it!,

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