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page title - topic


Simply create a joke or funny story that is related to the topic of your web site.

Easy…….


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Web design company's graphic artist had an accident and had to amputate his index finger.  The boss consoled him " Do not worry, Our SEO had a motor cycle head on crash with a bus, it totally crushed his forehead and had to have his  complete frontal brain removed."

"Oh hell, poor fellow" said the graphic artist " he will never be able to work again"

"Rubbish" said the boss, "he had them removed before he joined us,

that's why we hired him"


My favorite SEO Forum

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TRAFFIC 'BEYOND THE CALL'


The company search Optimization officer died - The Company CEO said, " It took seven stone masons 3 months to carve all the  headstones. Traffic to the grave site has been excellent "


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I never said

Optimisation

I said

Optimization